LOl, I see you like conspiration theories, Mostafa.
So I own up: I'm a creature out of this world, with a strange ability known as bilocation- I can be in more places than one at the same time and my mind generates powerful waves that curve the spacetime, thus enabling me to be both in the US and A and in a little country called Poland in the same moment. I'm also a vampire, spending his time in a cosy coffin in yellow-red colours. I belong to masonery and it was me who murdered W.A. Mozart by poisoning, not Salieri. I framed Roger Rabbit and I'm now eating a poor human being known as Gilbert Grape. I kidnapped Miranda at a Hanging Rock and I used to belong to a satanistic organisation as well as Spice Girls' fan club. Poor me!!!



